Maids, When You're Young (Never Wed an Old Man)
	Traditional.
		notes: one of the bawdy pub pieces. There are many versions of this song, with several delightful verses.
			Maids, When You’re Young, Never Wed an Old Man      G                                                            D An old man come a’courtin’ me – Hey – ding – doorum – die       G                                                   D An old man come a’courtin’ me, me bein’ young      G                     C               G                     D An old man come a’courtin’ me sayin’: Will you marry me G                           C                 D              G Maids, when you’re young, never wed an old man Chorus: ‘Cause he’s got no faloorum – faliddleie – oorum – ah He’s got no faloorum – faliddleie – aye He’s got no faloorum; he’s lost his ding – doorum Maids, when you’re young, never wed an old man We went on our honeymoon – Hey – ding – doorum – die We went on our honeymoon, me bein’ young We went to Niagara, he forgot his Viagra Maids, when you’re young, never wed an old man When we went to bed – Hey – ding – doorum – die When we went to bed, me bein’ young When we went to bed he lay like he was dead Maids, when you’re young, never wed an old man So I flung me leg over him - Hey – ding – doorum – die I flung me leg over him, me bein’ young I flung me leg over him; That damn near smothered him Maids, when you’re young, never wed an old man When he went to sleep – Hey – ding – doorum – die When he went to sleep, me bein’ young When he went to sleep out of bed I did creep Into the arms of a handsome, young man ‘Cause he’s got his faloorum – faliddleie – oorum – ah He’s got his faloorum – faliddleie – aye He’s got his faloorum; he’s found my ding – doorum Maids, when you’re young, never wed an old man